Skip to main content

Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"
by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009
mugGet the Happy Special Bullshit Day mug.

handy special

the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential
candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded

carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'

candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*
by delores haze September 5, 2006
mugGet the handy special mug.

chesterfield special

pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messy argument.
by V.C.B. March 3, 2008
mugGet the chesterfield special mug.

Romano Special

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse on a hotel balcony overlooking Acapulco Bay during spring break, preferably from at least 5 floors up. Most accurately used if the act actually occured at the Romano Palace in Acapulco, Mexico.
"I heard Brad got the Romano Special last night."
by JNick May 6, 2006
mugGet the Romano Special mug.

blue flame special

A derogative term that borrows from both the concept of the "blue-plate special" and the practice of "blue flaming" to suggest a generic knucklehead, most likely male.
by jshmish September 20, 2009
mugGet the blue flame special mug.

Mango Special

Sam: That girl is hot as balls.
Dan: Yeah but she is a Mango Special
Sam: Damn, she is that dumb, huh.
by Fresh February 14, 2005
mugGet the Mango Special mug.

Alberta Special

A large pickup truck that has a suspension lift. They are obnoxiously loud, and have smoke stacks on the back. Most likely has "Alberta Proud" stickers on the back window or the tailgate. Usually driven by inbred rednecks who like to zip through towns to see if it impresses their cousins.

Also a prime example of compensation...
Commonly seen across all of Alberta, especially small towns, like Westlock, AB
Cletus - Did you see John's new truck? I bet that'll finally get his Veronica to start dating him again.

George - It looks like shit, and sounds like shit though. It's just another dumb Alberta Special.

Cletus - Now listen here you city slicker, don't make fun of another mans truck, or I'll hunt you down with my big truck and put you on the wall with the rest of my prey.

John - But I thought your prey was family member's virginity.
by Shekels Galore July 5, 2017
mugGet the Alberta Special mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email