sloppy poppy

receiving head with pop rocks

yo samantha gave me a sloppy poppy last night

by ktb.sammy November 9, 2019

Sloppy G

A weird bloke named Tom with the last letter of his last name starting with g

hey sloppy G was going on you nugget, its yo friend max

by Nubby Chugget June 8, 2018

sloppy hoe

A poor stripper with no friends and family she is left wet and ugly after rain and snow. You can mainly find them in downtown New York or at a really famous strip house.

"Yesterday I found this sloppy hoe in the streets she's fat and not sexy at all"

by Nerdy Gamer May 2, 2016

Sloppy Luigi

When you have a wank on a sofa and clean up your mess with a leftover pizza in lieu of any other object

Did you hear about Johnny, the dirty bastard had a Sloppy Luigi last night

by Burp Buzzer December 30, 2022

Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

Sloppy Dog

The most amazing head a guy could ask for..extremely satisfying and sometimes filled with saliva.

Sometimes shortened to "sloppy"

Ex: They got that sloppy dog last night and couldn't move after!

Ex: She gives that sloppy every night, especially Mondays!

by NayNay Rozay June 20, 2011

sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and when one gets off he said "and thats the way it was"

I just gave John a sloppy cronkite

by MMA Alex February 1, 2007