sloppy bob

a cheeseburger with a boneless chicken filet, pulled pork, baked beans, cole slaw and pickles all on one bun.

"For the fourth of july party, I made sloppy bobs. Everyone loved them!"

by Danert1 September 21, 2014

Sloppy Luigi

When you have a wank on a sofa and clean up your mess with a leftover pizza in lieu of any other object

Did you hear about Johnny, the dirty bastard had a Sloppy Luigi last night

by Burp Buzzer December 30, 2022

sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and when one gets off he said "and thats the way it was"

I just gave John a sloppy cronkite

by MMA Alex January 31, 2007

Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

by Pirates booty April 06, 2017

Sloppy Joe

The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.

Did you kiss her?
No, but I gave her a Sloppy Joe.

by CaitlynJennersVagina November 08, 2015

sloppy hoe

A poor stripper with no friends and family she is left wet and ugly after rain and snow. You can mainly find them in downtown New York or at a really famous strip house.

"Yesterday I found this sloppy hoe in the streets she's fat and not sexy at all"

by Nerdy Gamer January 20, 2016