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Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.
Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."
by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016
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Sloppy Butterfly

Sagging and droopy vaginal lips of a loose woman that has had extensive intercourse over time causing her vaginal lips to look like butterfly tails and hang down out of the vagina.
1. Did you see her Sloppy Butterfly hanging down?
2. When you ate her out did you suck on her Sloppy Butterfly?
by DARKHOUSEDTS January 20, 2012
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Sloppy Brompton

A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.
I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.
by gurgleberg December 12, 2011
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Sloppy Dog

The most amazing head a guy could ask for..extremely satisfying and sometimes filled with saliva.

Sometimes shortened to "sloppy"
Ex: They got that sloppy dog last night and couldn't move after!

Ex: She gives that sloppy every night, especially Mondays!
by NayNay Rozay June 20, 2011
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sloppy starfish

when a girl performs a pterodactyl while she is also having DP performed on her
guy1 - "dude, me and four of my buddies totally sloppy starfished this girl last night"

gu2 - "5 guys and 1 girl? seems homo bro,"
by fucking jewfro July 4, 2011
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Sloppy Gloppy

When a woman gives you the best damn time of your life with a bj. Although doing this will make you forever a White cracker. Now when doing this you will never have it again and you will lose your rizz with the following. Sluts, whores, 9-year-olds, Men, women, and newborn babies, Transgenders, and other 72 monkey genders, meaning you will never have sex again.
Wow That was the best Sloppy Gloppy of my life, Although 9 year olds will never fuck me up again 😭
by fartnigga487 April 18, 2023
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Sloppy Luigi

When you have a wank on a sofa and clean up your mess with a leftover pizza in lieu of any other object
Did you hear about Johnny, the dirty bastard had a Sloppy Luigi last night
by Burp Buzzer December 30, 2022
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