a condom
Kazmir got Princess Angel drunk and then he fucked her brains out with an 11-inch dick until she was pregnant . he never pulled out and never wore a rubber slip, obviously.
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 29, 2015
The act of making a typo, even when you’re just trying to use an emoji, as frequently demonstrated by people obsessed with Doughnotts
by Guern2021 October 28, 2021
Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for
Vegan: anime?
Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.
Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt
Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore
Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for
Vegan: anime?
Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.
Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt
Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore
Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip
by NYCDIESEL July 16, 2022
1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?
(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?
(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)
by Meich April 19, 2011
by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 21, 2017
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
This is an almost autonomous and impulsive urge to hover over the buy button on a Most Haunted Experience event. Before you know it you’ve booked another one. There is believed to be no cure for this....
I don’t know how I’ve done it I’ve just booked another MHE event, it must be slipped finger syndrome again
by Ghostie September 26, 2018