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Scumphished

Pronounced scum - fish'd

The feeling you get when you are uncomfortable and constrained, normally by clothing but could be by weather or people being too close.
I need to get out of these clothes because I'm scumphised.

When I go shopping in the winter I need to wear a coat to get there but because of the heating in the shops I soon feel scumphished.
by HappyJ February 3, 2012
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scumpledunked

When you pull a girl into a bar bathroom only to realize that she has a penis
During an all day marathon of drinking and assorted debauchery Thomas was scumpledunked when he was too drunk to notice the Adam's Apple.
by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013
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Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
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Scumbag Spellcheck

When your sending a text, tweet, or just typing and autocorrect changes it to make it sound dirty or plain retarded.
You: (typing on XVIDZ) "hot blond milf with nice ass vidz"

Once you press enter: "Your search for 'hot Blonde mild with nice add vida' did not find any results. Try some other popular vidz: (gay porn)"

You: "Ugh! Scumbag Spellcheck! WTF!"

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You: (texting a girl) "Hey bae gota get dos tities an dat ass..."

After sending you see it says: "Hey bale goat get does tiptoes and date add..."

You: "FUCK! SCUMBAG SPELLCHECK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TANGIBLE FUCK!?!?! FOR FUCKSSAKE! GODDAMMIT!!!"
by arthurlovesplastic February 18, 2014
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scumbagity

Skanky

Stealing your brothers wife

Robbing grandma for drugs

Nasty Skanky low moraled actions
Stealing from your grandma is a scumbagity thing to do

Robbing grandma for drugs
by stutterstep November 29, 2014
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scumbag DJ

1. A washed up, played out DJ who is pissing and moaning on social media instead of being productive and making new music. Acts out his grudges by harassing innocent people.

2. Gives his girlfriend a concussion, brags about being a gangster. In reality is a paranoid coward.

3. Throws himself a 'just got out of jail' party.

4. Redlines every set.

5. Does drugs till he loses his mind.
"Get out your earplugs, here comes our local scumbag DJ."

"We're trying to keep the number of scumbag DJs to a minimum at this party."
by NotABigFan January 5, 2015
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scumish

That hotel is bit too scumish for my taste.
by Squir of Pegallon August 3, 2016
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