russo

having a penis of the size of 8-10 inches andcan cum at least a pint

angela got a huge shot in her face from a russo

by baller2343242342134324234 December 26, 2007

russian starfish

Whereby gentleman fist's his lady's axe wound and once fully inside releases that fist to fully open up all five fingers into the shape of a starfish.

Man, you should've seen the look on my German girlfriend's face when she woke up in the middle of the night to find a russian starfish up her.

by Vladimir Bundaberg July 13, 2006

rusty wakelin

An eye-opening rendition of the rusty trombone makes this a memorable way to say good morning! A man is awakened by his partner rimming him, while at the same time giving him a vigorous reach around. The skeet from the hand job is then used to style his hair to keep it out of his face.

I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!

by Slappy Cheeselog December 11, 2008

Russian Reversal

The Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in Soviet Russia" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.

This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!

The Russian Reversal in action...

In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!

In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!

In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!

In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!

by Red Head's Redemption January 24, 2011

Russian Mouthwash

Another term for "curb stomp", the act of forcing someone (usually unconcious, sometimes not) to bite down on a street curb, usually at the corner, then stomping on the back of their head. This can cause broken teeth, sometimes forcing the teeth into the skull which can cause brain damage, a broken neck, lips splitting at the seams (hence another slang term for curb stomping, "smiley" or "Kingswood Smiley"), and, depending on the force of the stomper, seperation of the head across the hemisphere.

In American History X, Derek Vinyard gives a young African American a Russian Mouthwash for trying to steal his car.

by Mezonn July 16, 2008

rusty trombone

Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.

Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?

by Ballicker October 18, 2008

Rusty Trombone

To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.

by Andy Rush January 20, 2003