AKA "D.R."; A known and unwritten creed to never discuss the philandering and sexually-related extracurricular activities of one's fellow shipmates or soliders while on overseas liberty."
by Steamer 2 January 30, 2008
Get the Deployment Rulesmug. Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.
In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."
In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."
Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.
by That_Nerd22 July 24, 2018
Get the Rule 34mug. anything can be turned into an among us crewmate or a crewmate can drawn over the image can people can't stop seeing it
by Chico The Bird March 6, 2021
Get the Rule Susmug. When you make a rule in the middle of a game and it's a rule that is conveniently meant to benefit you specifically
John -"If you get 3rd place, you have to take a shot."
Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"
Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"
by Slickus26 October 15, 2023
Get the Hail Rulesmug. Unofficial addendum to Robert's Rules of Order, invoked when no one in the room actually knows anything about the current topic of conversation. Once invoked all discussion of the named topic must cease and a new topic of conversation should be chosen.
"Chicken eggs are unfertilized that's why they don't hatch."
"Why would they be laid if they weren't fertilized? The chicken just needs to sit on them and then they would turn into chicks."
"Do either of you know what you're talking about?"
"No."
"No."
"Shane rule!"
"Why would they be laid if they weren't fertilized? The chicken just needs to sit on them and then they would turn into chicks."
"Do either of you know what you're talking about?"
"No."
"No."
"Shane rule!"
by H. Welles July 15, 2014
Get the shane rulemug. To have sex with someone else after recently breaking up with your ex. The faster you move on, the faster you get over them. Like FedEx (fast shipping/movement, fast delivery).
As Jenna was heartbroken over her recent break-up, she applied the FedEx Rule to herself and was over her ex in a week.
by thatoneguyfromthe90s April 8, 2016
Get the FedEx Rulemug. Invoking "The boosh rule" is a request to get back on task.
It originated during Run Amok recording sessions due to the natural tendency of the band and the producer to both get stuck talking about and quoting The Mighty Boosh for hours on end while they were supposed to be recording.
'The Boosh Rule' initially was a rule that was set to prevent this - no talking about The Mighty Boosh until you were finished tracking for the day.
In the time that has passed it has since spread and come to refer to any procrastination or lack of attention to the immediate task.
It originated during Run Amok recording sessions due to the natural tendency of the band and the producer to both get stuck talking about and quoting The Mighty Boosh for hours on end while they were supposed to be recording.
'The Boosh Rule' initially was a rule that was set to prevent this - no talking about The Mighty Boosh until you were finished tracking for the day.
In the time that has passed it has since spread and come to refer to any procrastination or lack of attention to the immediate task.
Meeting participant 1: So what's next on the agenda? I can't find it in the notes .. I wish there was a program guide for this ridiculous meeting.
Meeting participant 2: Oh hey did you hear that there's a new program guide service starting up?
Meeting participant 1: Cool, no I didn't - when does it go online?
Meeting participant 2: It should be starting soon, pretty cheap I hear.
Meeting participant 1: Neat, forward me the URL.
Meeting participant 3: Hey! You two! The Boosh Rule.
Meeting participant 2: Oh hey did you hear that there's a new program guide service starting up?
Meeting participant 1: Cool, no I didn't - when does it go online?
Meeting participant 2: It should be starting soon, pretty cheap I hear.
Meeting participant 1: Neat, forward me the URL.
Meeting participant 3: Hey! You two! The Boosh Rule.
by nhac August 19, 2007
Get the the boosh rulemug.