Hub Rub

The act of rubbing your dick raw because you jerked off to Pornhub too much

My buddy was in quarantine for Covid and got a nasty case of hub rub so he probably shouldn’t bang until he’s healed up!

by Rtpnfk September 25, 2022

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.

“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”

by Young Joust December 17, 2021

Rim Rub

When you rub the anal area with your finger, just around the rim.

Oh baby, let me just give you a wet rim rub before bed.

by LeakyB00ty December 21, 2021

rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.

Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.

by sluckygush April 11, 2022

Chub-Rub

A common british term for when your things rub together frequently and cause sores and a very bad rash, and in bad cases cause bleeding. (This usually happens to people with big/thick thighs hence the name 'Chub' most commonly occurs at the beach with sand or if there are tears in their pants where the things meet)

Damnit i got some serious Chub-Rub
*sees red thighs* Jesus thats some bad Chub-Rub!

by goth_boy975 April 13, 2022