roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.

tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!

by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011

roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012

Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018

boom roasted

something you say when you have just completely annihilated a person's self-confidence. this can also be a comedian after you say something cringy but better after you just incinerate their happiness.

"yo dude my dad died when I was born"
"dude so would I if I had you as a son BOOM ROASTED"

"bro why-"

by RyanReynolds'sbitch May 15, 2022

Roasting jasmin day

The 29th of april is roasting jasmin day

Oh its the 29th of april
Let's roast jasmin because its roasting jasmin day

by Oh my mu April 29, 2022

Brogans gran’s roasts

Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold

They were amazing until she dropped dead

The spuds tastes like brogans gran’s roasts

by Spudatron November 30, 2024

roasted potato

im a roasted potato

shes/hes a roasted potato

by imweird.com November 17, 2017