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What The Lick Read?

This Term Is Said by cocaine buyers which means "how much cocaine am i purchasing?"
I Asked "what the lick read?" He Told Me "1,000 grams."
by SG_Teezy August 14, 2010
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read

to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.
(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!
by george_midd March 28, 2009
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get read

Normally used in multiplayer video games, it refers to when you make a move and anticipate the opponents next move and counter it. This usually comes with experience of being put in the same scenarios with various opponents (usually due to popularity of character/tactic etc.), and through trial and error, strategies are developed to counter said scenarios.

Additionally, this is normally a flammatory statement. Directed most of the time what the player perceives as a "noob"
Cmon, you didn't think I would anticipate that? Get read fuckface
by lowtierhero December 10, 2013
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Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"
police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!
by sukmadick February 27, 2012
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READY

"Ready, ready, ready, ready...ready rock!! Wanna get some ready?! 5 fo' 20, man, 5 fo' 20!"
by Dirtman October 18, 2003
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Ready to get sucked

Similar to a boner, but more specific. It means you've got a woody and you're ready to get your blow job on.
I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.
by the_bonedogg March 8, 2011
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reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids
by wildcat February 8, 2005
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