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I am relationshipicized
by Devinso April 18, 2008
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Relationship Footprint

The number of relationships you have had/have before/after settling for The One.
Sita: U know what, Aj has finally found the One!

Prita: Guess he realized his relationship footprint was going overboard.
by Sudhanthira August 12, 2011
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Relationphase

The phase of an emotionally imbalanced person's life where they want to be in a relationship but only for a short while. Commonly occurring when said person has no idea what their purpose is and have become increasingly lonely.
"Hey did you hear Kim Kardashian got divorced already?"
"Yeah man she was just going through a relationphase."
by KasinKnee December 19, 2011
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Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.
Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012
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relationship barbie

A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.
- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"

- "He's such a relationship barbie"
by HLS1215 September 19, 2013
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relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
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Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.
I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!
by Absterline June 23, 2014
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