rule 889

No matter how many rules exist, more can be created.

Guy 1: Man, there is no possible way anyone could think of another rule.

Guy 2: "Rule 889"

Guy 1: Oh yeah...

by Pixel Studios May 30, 2017

Cardboard Rule

Rules governing sexual behavior, which start out with good intentions, but when the rule-maker becomes wet said rules fall to pieces, much like cardboard.

I had a cardboard rule about not fucking strangers but when Jeremy went down on me, it totally fell apart.

by MrWigglesIII May 29, 2010

3D rule

Don't Disappoint Daddy

Always remember the 3D rule!

by weirdotheone August 9, 2020

Rule 34

Rule#34 : If it exists there is porn of it. If not, start uploading.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you jack off to rule 34?"

Guy 2: "I jack off to rule 34 every fucking night."

by kailee9 May 14, 2022

The Facebook Rule

To ripoff someones idea but make it better and take all the credit.

Dude, if you're going to ripoff my t-shirt design, at least use The Facebook Rule.

by JerkInTheCorner September 30, 2011

Rule 34

the thing that ruined jaiden animations fanart

Me: Let's look at Jaiden Animations fanart.
3 Hours Later
Me: Why was there a lot of rule 34?!

by OYStookyMan87 November 4, 2020

not in the spirit of the rules

When you're co workers call you a cheater and your visceral response confirms just how sanctimonious your truly are.

I did not cheat! I am not a cheater! I may have won that Pinewood Derby race in a way that was Not in the spirit of the rules, but it was absolutely not cheating!

by Frank Matarrese October 11, 2016