Kidnapping a male friend, removing their underwear, and then using rope to attach their left wrist to their left ankle and their right wrist to their right ankle. This will leave them spread, now a dishonorable person has free use of them. When completed, leave them to the homeless overnight and return to them in the morning to check the damage.
by Johnathan T Gooch September 21, 2025
Get the Geography Plan mug.A plan used when first starting to date another person. It entails reaching first base in the first week, second base in the second, third base in the third week, and finally getting it in after four weeks.
Steven: Hey Gerald! Have you gotten it in yet with your new girlfriend?
Gerald: Not yet man, I got to second base last night... But don't worry I got her on the four week plan.
Steven: Nice, Gerald!!!
Gerald: Not yet man, I got to second base last night... But don't worry I got her on the four week plan.
Steven: Nice, Gerald!!!
by olga patacki November 3, 2009
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The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
Get the Von Schlieffen Plan mug.When you see someone's text but you want them to think you have no interest in responding, when really you just want to make them wait. So after four hours has passed you finally respond.
She wouldn't work my shift for me, so when she asked me to work for her- I put her on a four hour plan, then said no.
by santababygrinch December 12, 2013
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Get the Shitting on my plan mug.Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.
In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc
by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016
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If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
by Doobie87 July 17, 2017
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