comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.

Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick

by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023

muggy prick

a fuckin sleazebag

get over here you muggy prick

by theprimezynister May 3, 2023

jambalayan prick

When Hammers starts acting cute when he hasn’t had his mid day sammich.

Mike Hams was acting like a jambalayan prick when he said the browns would go 0-16!

by GaryW1995 May 11, 2023

insensitive prick

usually someone named james, only cares about themselves regardless of what’s going on.

man jimmy is being an insensitive prick to me about what i’m going through!

by guesswhotho October 19, 2023

Petty Prick

When a Uber passenger or someone who frequently post reviews to businesses has a very slight inconvenience or something happens that’s not a big deal and they turn into a Karen giving the Uber driver or business a bad review and 1 star

My Uber passenger gave me 1 star because I took a short cut but ended up in traffic what a petty prick

We had a Karen complain that her service was slightly slower than usual at the dinner rush during a snow storm and we were short staffed, she gave us a 1 star review what a petty prick

by Mrdancodered94 December 21, 2023

Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky

Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.

by DildoSchwaggins1886abolisher March 30, 2024

froggy prices

When you live in Louisiana or Houston, TX, the swamplands of America, and call around for contractors for various needs, and get outrageous and pulled right out their behind prices for the same job in the same market and get low and highs that are 2x or 4x each other and the lows are still a rip off, like $2500 for replacing a 32ft sewer line when one offers to do the digging part as an investor ourselves and have the master plumber supervise the actual parts where the pipe that is trashed needs to be replaced.

Or anything else, fencing, grading, drainage, you name it and in this swampland you will get screwed with froggy prices.

Customer/investor: Hi contractor, quote me a 7" cedar fence
Contractor: $13000 (when the labor cost and material cost is covered under $5000, perhaps a lot lower)

Investor: Your swamp ass and your froggy prices. GTFO

by mynameisnotreallyimportantrn May 11, 2024