Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016

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Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

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phantom cancer

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016

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An unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. Has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. Often leaving food in an unrelated area.

Employee 1: why is there an open package of Oreos in the electronics section?

Employee 2: the Phantom Snacker strikes again.

by Phantomsnacker3 January 2, 2017

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