Polish Special

Ordering everything on the euro saver menu in McDonalds

"Give us twisty fries.. a milkshake.. actually I think I'll just have the Polish Special.. Give me everything cheap on the menu!!"

by Jon Pole May 27, 2007

Polish the Bishop

The act of fellatio. A blow job usually with an abundance of saliva or spit during the act.

I am gonna have a hooker polish the bishop tonight.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

Polish Energy Drink

The unexpected insertion of a finger into the anus during a sexual act. "Unexpected" is key because it provides a smelling salt-type effect of giving the receiver a jolt of adrenaline.

He was really just going through the motions in bed last night, until I gave him the Polish Energy Drink.

by Zesty Zach January 17, 2011

Polish Boomerang

Only possible when prevailing air currents are transferring air from your ass to your nose...Breaking wind when not respecting the environmental conditions results in a Polish boomerang.

The other day I was laying in bed with the fan on and had to fart...Little did I know I was about to launch a Polish Boomerang.

by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011

Polish Croissant

When a female grazes her bodily fluids along a piece of 9-Grain Wheat Bread. She then squeezes the bread-concentrated fluids into a man's open asshole.

Yarmela gave me a solid Polish Croissant

by j-u18 August 27, 2016

Polish a turd

To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.

Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.

Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.

by GordoTheGreek June 1, 2016

Polish Dildo

A frozen turd, used mainly by council estate scratters and impoverished Eastern Europeans.

I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.

by lordtippet June 23, 2017