Hoot The Pirate

A fine owl with a big dick and a very large amount of wisdom. Generally likes too hang with other owl babes constantly and fuck them. He likes to play world of tanks.

"Hoot The Pirate the owl had fucked an owl babe last night with his big dick."

by Hoot The Pirate August 15, 2017

the reverse pirate

When you're giving a guy a blow job, after he cums in your mouth you get up and spit it back in his eye and scream "Arrrrg!".

I gave my guy the reverse pirate last night, needless to say, he won't be begging for another blow job again any time soon.

by Captain Bitch January 18, 2010

Crimson Pirate

A guy Who has sex with a girl while she is on her period

Dude, Last night I was totally a Crimson Pirate.

by ukilledmyhope May 23, 2007

butt pirate

One who pillages for booty, and goes "argh"

Beth is a butt pirate.

by AlRigoberto January 1, 2007

Pirate radio

As Below/above

A radio on a Pirate ship
A radio station hoasted by a pirate

Turn on the radio Blackbeards on right about now

by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005

Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.

Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard

by condigityy June 11, 2015

Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.

"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"

by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020