by Miyuki_macaroon October 22, 2023
Get the Ping Pong mug.The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.
The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.
The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.
“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”
by Interested observer October 31, 2023
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Get the ping pong paddle body bitch mug.A mysterious finger that appears at your house at the dead of night and eats all your pringles. Then it will consume your soul, turning you into a fellow Pingler.
by Juice Boxilious the First. November 21, 2024
Get the Pingler mug.A version of an otherwise nice hispanic person, who is rude, stupid, inconsiderate, grotesquely ugly, indifferent about hygiene, and disposed to ignore local laws, customs, and general etiquette, because they're too lazy to practice civility. Sexually, males shoot long before their women are satisfied, and women tending to be too grotesque to fuck, as they consider a 90-pound, cellulite-ridden ass to be sexy.
Indigenous to the town of Hialeah, Florida, diaspora have been establishing flourishing colonies in Miami proper, Miami Beach, Southbeach, North Miami, and as far north as Fort Lauderdale.
Not to be confused with proper, polite, and genuinely nice Cubans, as they give us a bad name.
Indigenous to the town of Hialeah, Florida, diaspora have been establishing flourishing colonies in Miami proper, Miami Beach, Southbeach, North Miami, and as far north as Fort Lauderdale.
Not to be confused with proper, polite, and genuinely nice Cubans, as they give us a bad name.
I was driving to Miami Beach, when some Pinga, blasting Reggaton on his car stereo, cut into my lane, clipped my front end, and tore off.
A few weeks ago, I was SO desperate, that I hit up Carlita for a quickie. Unfortunately, being the perfect pinga, at 5'1" and 355 pounds, she also smelled horrible, due to the fact that she hadn't cleaned out any of the 50 or so loads that had been pumped into her the night before, by other pingas. I opted to make mad, passionate love to my right hand, instead of her.
I was at the beach when I saw a bunch of kids running around, kicking sand all over people, knocking over their ice chests, and generally making their lives unpleasant. I looked around for the parents, and when I spotted a morbidly overweight woman, flabby breasts pouring out of her bikini top, meat curtains hanging out of the bottom, and a gut folded over itself, hanging down to her pubes, I realized that I'd located the pinga in charge. When a very nice Hispanic woman asked her in Spanish to be careful with her children, the pinga answered by threatening her, and throwing a Coke bottle at her.
A few weeks ago, I was SO desperate, that I hit up Carlita for a quickie. Unfortunately, being the perfect pinga, at 5'1" and 355 pounds, she also smelled horrible, due to the fact that she hadn't cleaned out any of the 50 or so loads that had been pumped into her the night before, by other pingas. I opted to make mad, passionate love to my right hand, instead of her.
I was at the beach when I saw a bunch of kids running around, kicking sand all over people, knocking over their ice chests, and generally making their lives unpleasant. I looked around for the parents, and when I spotted a morbidly overweight woman, flabby breasts pouring out of her bikini top, meat curtains hanging out of the bottom, and a gut folded over itself, hanging down to her pubes, I realized that I'd located the pinga in charge. When a very nice Hispanic woman asked her in Spanish to be careful with her children, the pinga answered by threatening her, and throwing a Coke bottle at her.
by aesirfan1963 November 24, 2024
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Get the Ping mug.1. (informal) future president of the Pignited Pigates of Pigmerica
2. (sexualized) synonym for Vivek Ramaswamy
3. (pig) pig
2. (sexualized) synonym for Vivek Ramaswamy
3. (pig) pig
pig: "yo what the absolute fuck is wrong with you"
you: "shut the fuck up you pig"
pig: "see, why do you keep saying 'pig', like you must be retarded"
you: "shut the fuck up pingek pingaswamy... you're a piggythonimeauatronapigooslim"
pig: "ah, my bad. piggy on me, piggy on 3... 1 2 3 piggy ig"
you: "valid pingek"
you: "shut the fuck up you pig"
pig: "see, why do you keep saying 'pig', like you must be retarded"
you: "shut the fuck up pingek pingaswamy... you're a piggythonimeauatronapigooslim"
pig: "ah, my bad. piggy on me, piggy on 3... 1 2 3 piggy ig"
you: "valid pingek"
by Pigek Pingaswamy December 5, 2023
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