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pickle sandwich

when a dirty man puts his penis in a womans vagina.
by Flector January 4, 2013
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pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.
you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.
by dafilterfish October 11, 2011
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pickle oven

by dnbfiend November 25, 2009
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pickle jack

an all purpose descriptive word, usually used to exaggerate the size, weight, or importance of something.
6 year old: "I just jumped higher than a pickle jack!!"

me: "How high is a pickle jack..?"
by mimi_me June 30, 2010
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pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.
by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010
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pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.
Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang
by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007
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steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.
I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.
by eckskape May 14, 2014
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