Glow period

A period in your life where you're just so happy that you feel like you're glowing.

'Damn, I'm really having a glow period right now!'

by HottieWottieTitties January 17, 2023

Manstraul period

When a male is all moody once a month, male version of menstraul period

Oh man Cody is on his manstraul period today, he hasn't stopped complaining and crying.

by Jruby33 April 20, 2018

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025

Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

Period Stutter

When you period stops and then starts again, usually a day later after having stopped.

Omg Becca I just had the worst period stutter. Good thing I didn’t forget my tampads.

by Sickly Siyah August 19, 2022

period ah period uh

Period ah - something good
Period uh - something ugly/bad/gross

"Oh my gosh you just cobra kicked that dude? Period ah!"
"Oh my lordy lord you just got defeated by Miyagi-do! Period uh.."
Period ah period uh means brit barbie

by shreklover1212 September 26, 2022

Period

Something girls who yell “bestfreinddd” in the hallway would say

“Period Pooh”

by Grilled cheese on the track October 27, 2019