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Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit
I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Pegging

When your secretly gay husband asks you to peg him so he can feel that he is in a homosexual relationship
Husband : sweetheart do you want to try something different

Wife : sure honey what is it

Husband whispers to wife’s ear that he what’s to try pegging

Wife: fuck of you dirty pig
by Wtf765432 April 27, 2021
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Arctic penguin

Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.
Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"

Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")

A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010
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pegina

when a woman that wants to be azn acts like a man
by azn pride March 5, 2003
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penguineyetist

the act of walking like a wanksta type of gangsta.
"Yo, look at that idiota trying to style his Fadidas."
"Yeah, he can't even pull it pff with penguineyetist. Let's jump his broke crack ass."
by Luke Skywalker March 24, 2004
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penguinasesing

a ridiculouse person who will nevr change there mind even when the know they our wrong.
my mom is a real penguinasesing.
by Luke Mangini March 30, 2005
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Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.
Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."
by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007
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