poop lap

Noun /po͞op/ /lap/
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.

Will and cece are poop lapping, don't go in the bathroom.

My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.

by DaveHasslehoffsBoo May 5, 2019

poop nigga

just a nigga covered in poop

"look at that poop nigga over there"

by 100% a black man January 1, 2021

Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.

Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...

by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018

poop jiz

The combination of poop and jizz. Either from taking a shit and then masturbating, or getting stabbed in the gooch causing poop and jizz to seep out to form poop jizz.

Aww dude, did you see that poop jizz in the toilet.

by Bothagrius January 24, 2011

man poop

a poop that takes longer than a woman's

Andrew is taking a man poop.

by Nikkihour December 16, 2014

poop nugget

A slang term for an annoying friend, or sibling. It is silly, yet negative. It is the perfect thing to call dumb, annoying people.

My sister was a poop nugget when she wouldn't let me help her with her homework.

by Queen Danyelle December 28, 2014

Royal Poop

When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.

friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<

by tripleneo January 23, 2013