Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.

We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.

by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022

plum

Plum is a man who was born with a small junk and pointy nips went to farmfoods and got raped by shrimp sticks

plum was raped

by ggaeeargbbavbgqbg April 9, 2022

plum tree

Prunus domestica, the European plum is a species of flowering plant in the family Rosaceae. A deciduous tree, it includes many varieties of the fruit trees known as plums in English, though not all plums belong to this species. The greengages and damsons also belong to subspecies of P. domestica.

Wow! That plum tree looks great! I'd love to just grab a plum and eat it!

by pan (professional it scammer) April 18, 2022

plum tuckered

being so tired after a plum tuckering day of breaking your arm and becoming a horse girl that you go to bed at 5pm much to everyone’s suspicion

henry: henryway, i am plum tuckered. i’m going to bed.
piper: but it’s only 5 o’clock?
henry: already? oh jeez i am plum tuckered goodnight

by jacenormanlover May 2, 2022

plumbonianious

relating to the topic or practice of plumbonianionism

"Hey bro, I just became plumbonianious."
"How the fuck are you alive after 24 shots of heroin?"

by retlangeration May 9, 2022

Plum Tree

A group of besties on genshin impact unofficial led by the hot short king yummy plummy

Plum tree is actually so sexy

by RaspberryQwerty May 15, 2022

plumbussy

A multifunctional tool know as a Plumbus is utilized as a sex toy.

See Rick and morty.

That plumbussy was bussin my guy, no cap.

by Jrej; like Greg but with jays June 3, 2022