Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck June 2, 2011

write an english paper

See see a man about a wallaby.

I'm gonna go write an english paper.

by pt_Kreepy March 22, 2004

cajun rock paper scissors

Rock paper scissors in which both participants keep one uncovered arm out and then play rock paper scissors like normal. The winner of each round gets to slap the loser's arm once at the end of each round. Repeat ad infinitum.

Man I can't believe my left arm is still bleeding from all that cajun rock paper scissors yesterday.

by Twisted Magnum March 9, 2008

PAPER SACK

A bag made of strong paper for holding single objects or bulk items,usally light brown in color.

common household uses include lighting the oven,candles or barbque grills.
used as a strainer for fried chicken,fish or other fried foods. not to be confused with foil paper(a flat aluminum paper)that can also be used in cooking,shading windows from the sun,scrubing pots and pans and at the ends of braids. also may
used to expedite packing when being "put out"

"say dogg pass me dat paper sack to hold dis forty "

" I aint dark, I'm paper sack brown"

by starbeck1 April 24, 2006

Paper Tiger

1. A person who appears knowledgeable on a certain topic, or even has a degree in a certain topic, but actually shows no ability and lacks some of the basic knowledge in said topic.

2. An idea that is still on paper and is having a hard time being made into reality

or

an idea that sounds amazing on paper but is completely extreme, unrealistic and/or will definitely not work in practice, and also likely hasn't come to fruition.

Worker A: What happened to that guy that was hired last week?
Worker B: He was fired a few days ago. Despite his master's degree, he was completely incompetent in his field. Turns out he was a paper tiger who just plagiarized other people for his degree.
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Person A: How's that project coming along?
Person B: It's a bit of a struggle, all I got right now is a paper tiger. I think I've almost figured out what went wrong, though.
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The Fontus self-filling water bottle is a a paper tiger that claims that it will fill itself in an hour, but can't possibly do so because of basic thermodynamics.

by AtomHeartFather August 24, 2020

panama papers

Money that was obtained, such as from the private sale of goods, which will not show up on an annual income tax filing.

I just sold all this garbage on Craigslist, now I have a fat stack of Panama Papers.

by bullsheep June 23, 2016

toilet paper mummy

When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.

"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"

by Huehuehue321 June 18, 2017