Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.
Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees
Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
by Cajerardo April 7, 2021

by The lurk master May 23, 2014

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

Obama had sex with bush and obama burned it on fire and bush and obama and bush died. Tragically died on their desk.
The Oval Office is the formal working space of the President of the United States. Part of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, it is located in the West Wing of the White House, in Washington, D.C.
by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022

It is a very evil little place that controls all spaces and calendars pertaining to student org activities, run by tiny little gremlins 'interns' and one big gremlin 'mike' armed with computers and the singular ability to order white folding chairs. they are here to 'help' you. ostensibly.
(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)
(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)
Maddy: "I have to get permission to use the mug"
Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"
Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"
by vassvass123 October 30, 2011
