River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.
Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
by Cajerardo April 7, 2021
mugGet the River Officemug.

office grizzle

When your in an office and a dude comes by and he smells like pussy and coffee.
Dude John says that you came into work yesterday smelling like the office grizzle.
by The lurk master May 23, 2014
mugGet the office grizzlemug.

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is
Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.
by Jake from the office September 10, 2016
mugGet the Jake from the officemug.

oval office

Obama had sex with bush and obama burned it on fire and bush and obama and bush died. Tragically died on their desk.
The Oval Office is the formal working space of the President of the United States. Part of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, it is located in the West Wing of the White House, in Washington, D.C.
by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022
mugGet the oval officemug.

satellite office

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.
by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022
mugGet the satellite officemug.

SARC Office

It is a very evil little place that controls all spaces and calendars pertaining to student org activities, run by tiny little gremlins 'interns' and one big gremlin 'mike' armed with computers and the singular ability to order white folding chairs. they are here to 'help' you. ostensibly.

(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)
Maddy: "I have to get permission to use the mug"

Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"
by vassvass123 October 30, 2011
mugGet the SARC Officemug.

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