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Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018
"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."
by A Gherkin November 23, 2018
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Orgasmologist

A person who is an absolute expert is creating the most orgasmic feelings for a woman in an intimate and passionate way, using multiple techniques and producing multiple orgasms. Someone who doesn't expect any sexual pleasure back from the woman unless she absolutely wants to.
Sally: I just want a guy that's going to put me at the centre of his attention and pleasure me.

Jane: you need an Orgasmologist, they know what they are doing, don't expect sex or anything like that and will just make you orgasm over and over and over again.

Sally: wow, I better find him quick as I need a man like that in my life.
by Swobbly April 9, 2019
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Organzola

A cult where boomers are sacrificed for their organs to sell on the black market
Let’s go commit organzola on a boomer
by imCoOLioSis November 15, 2019
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Organamics

Organamics is an orgtology field where we study the effect of people dynamics on organisational functioning. The term blends the words, "organisation" and "dynamics".
Through organamics, we understand how intrapersonal effectiveness, teamwork, and leadership affect the performance of an organisation.
by Derek Hendrikz May 2, 2020
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orgasmacist

When you give her/him/them/they an orgasm so intense, their eyes roll back into their head and the head starts spinning... You have reached level: Orgasmacist
I gave her an orgasm so good this morning, she called me an Orgasmacist.
by JamfSlayer July 21, 2020
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Organ donor

A guy who fucks a lot of chicks.
Oh man, John is here tonight trolling for some ass, he such an organ donor!
by Richter Ass October 24, 2020
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Organ Fucking

When you are having intercourse and it goes to deep the penis gets up in your organs therefore your organs get fucked
My man and I were having sex and his dick got way too deep it literally organ fucking it became painful to the point where We had to stop due to pain under my abs.
by Fuckmerighrintheface1 March 19, 2021
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