Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".
"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."
by J Strummer September 06, 2006
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Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.
I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.
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A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.
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arse hole corsair

A person who mounts raids on arse holes with his fleshy cutlass.
Stay away from bars in Clapham, its full of arse hole corsairs
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fart higher than your arse

To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.
As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.
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Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle
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eat dasha arse out day

If you are in a relationship with a dasha you must put your tongue Up her ass
Ayy yo dasha ready for this baby girl

Yes daddy please tongue anal fuck me
eat dasha arse out day
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