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g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES
well... g dad taxes ig
by 🦁 May 31, 2021
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Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
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Fanum Tax

The phrase “Fanum Tax” is derived from youtuber Fanum who is commonly made fun of for being fat and stealing other people’s food in designated percentage this is where the tern “Fanun Tax” was born. So Fanum Tax means stealing others food in small portions when they are eating
Man 1: “Bro look at this snack, it is delicious!”
Man 2: “Pay your Fanum Tax homie”
Man 1: “Fine.” *hands small portion of food
by Ohio Fanum Tax Rizzler May 27, 2024
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Tax

The most annoy est mandatory purchase you make every month, and if you dont, you go to jail >:)
UGHHH I have to pay my taxes.
by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020
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Maddie tax

When a wasteman travels the other side of the city to see his girl and stops seeing his boys and spends all his money on her just for her to leave him
Archie got Maddie taxed by his girl he spent £500 to see her for the weekend
by Ted’s left nut May 12, 2025
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fanum tax

When you are a big black man that taxes one percent of your food whenever a meal is present in the house
Kai Cenat got fanum taxed out of his chicken
by Moxxy_p November 7, 2023
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Abylay Tax

When a fat nigga apple pie taxes ur shit
Yo fatbylay to abylay tax my shit nigga
by bigsteppers123 November 21, 2023
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