fap bank bounce

U see dat waifu on dat show, u know u gon google datass lata. Lata comes around... first result: huggin her tom brady-ass bitch.

Yo I wuz watchin community, u betta believe I wuz bankin dat Annie Edison ass, googled it, waddayaknow, datass is bein hugged by sum OTHA muthafucka, ooooo, fap bank bounce d!

by coffeedarklover September 25, 2022

Tap Fap

When you are playing a typical tapping game on your phone (e.g. Tap Busters), whilst combining it with fapping. Tap Fap.

I love to Tap Fap!

by K0lnes September 3, 2018

fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

FAP

Someone who is a fat autistic princess

Omg did you see what tony just did lmfao? FAP!

by Bryan Rarber March 29, 2023

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

by Fausnaught April 7, 2015

panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021