Rotten sleep

When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.

Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!

Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.

by Hatingthisday July 19, 2019

electric sleep

sexual intercourse

man 1- did you see jake last night?
man 2- no, he totally had electric sleep with mary

by briccoli October 20, 2019

sleep squeaks

When someone lets out a high pitched fart in their sleep.

"Man, my girlfriend kept letting out sleep squeaks all night!"

by SleepSqueaks November 30, 2009

Sleeping alligator

When a female is asleep and you start sexual intercourse and she wakes up halfway through and is aggravated,THEN BEGINS TO DEATH ROLL…. But It doesn’t work. Lol

Frankie you will not believe what I did last night. That girl that I drugged performed the sleeping alligator

by Blazinasian34 June 28, 2022

sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018

sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.

Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.

by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

Princess Sleeping

Sleeping in a pretty or weird position to prevent messing up your hair do for and upcoming event

Make sure to Princess Sleeping so your curls don't fall

by Jatii March 14, 2015