i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex

I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!

by sillyassbiiiitch November 29, 2022

needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.

Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.

by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022

Need vocals

1. A musicians sexual innuendo referring to wanting oral sex.

2. A way to ask for head secretly.

1. Hey, you should come over sometime girl, I need vocals. It would be for a new song.

2. No babe, it's not like that. I'm inviting her over because I need vocals on this new track.

by nirvanacake July 13, 2014

need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

by sXekazerider May 13, 2016

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky

Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates

by poochiegown March 9, 2022

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025