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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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National be butt booty naked day

National be butt booty naked day is on September 23rd where everyone is butt booty naked
Person 1: "yo, today is National be butt booty naked day"
Person 2: "Oh shit, Already?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah"
by 00phamthon September 22, 2025
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naked powebomb

When a man dips his testicles in Jagermiester and tea bags his signifagant other.
The college guy got excited when he found out the naked powebomb drinking game was being played at the keg party.
by Cheaf1970 April 4, 2015
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Naked Wizard

An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).
-Composing witch house? That is so Naked Wizard this shit slaps bruh

Anyway, I love you
by theartser June 19, 2020
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Reverse Naked Chef

A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky
by Hadrian's Kangaroo August 11, 2020
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The Naked Movement

A summertime chi movement founded in 2010 by four very bad females
"Dang shawty you bad ass hell"
"Yeah i know, everyone reppin The Naked Movement is"

"Why are you working out so much"
"Getting ready for the naked movement"
by mchanz May 24, 2010
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Hop, skip, & go naked

Basically the best damn drink in the world if it doesn't kill you it will definitely make you stronger and really hungover take a liter of everclear case of beer big jug of kool-aide mix ice and a small bag of sugar the sweeter it is the better it gets!
Dude I can't find my car, my face is covered in sharpie and there is puke everywhere what happened last night? On man you tried to drink a whole gallon of Hop, skip, & go naked I am impressed your even still alive! What's in it cuz it tasted so good! Everclear beer and kool-aide mix man that's all you got
by Delliott2011 March 9, 2015
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