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refill ninja

Someone who jumps to the front of the line at a fast food restaurant counter to get their drink refilled before the person they have cut has a chance to place an order.
"Dude, I was about to order a number 7 at Taco Bell, when this refill ninja totally cut in front of me. It happened so fast I didn't have time to react."
by Bad Obnauticus November 12, 2009
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Rape Ninja

The act of one stalking another and then randomly humping that person because you think it is funny and then suddenly running or sneaking off like an average pedobear .
Dude1 : did you see what Erick did yesterday !?

Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?

Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .

Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .
by midnightmyst April 12, 2011
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crispy ninja

To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.
Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."
by leeroy1398 August 26, 2013
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Pablo the Ninja

Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.
Examples for Pablo the Ninja
1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.
by Postwartest November 16, 2010
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Power Rangers Ninja Storm

n. an innovative season of the long-running kiddie show, Power Rangers. Considered a godsend to the Power Rangers franchise by many.
"Power Rangers Ninja Storm r0x3r5 yu0r b0x3r5, dude."
by Impy December 31, 2003
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ninja farts

Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.
I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.

I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.
by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006
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Ninjad

When trying to respond to a comment on a chat room, only for someone to comment before you, making your comment lose it's original Context. Depending on the intermediary comment, this can have some humorous results
Dave: Anyone wanna play The new X-Box Game?

Sanders: How about some Dick?
George: ^^ Yeah, I'd want in on that
Sanders: Lol, Gay!
Dave: haha, dude, you got ninjad!
by Bongos222 May 6, 2014
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