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real music

Most often this term is used by people who think what they listen to is "real music" just because it is old or underground. In reality, half the bands they listen to suck just as bad as anything on MTV.
Just because the Sex Pistols are old, doesn't mean they are good.
by Brittany March 14, 2005
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musicology

The study of the history of music, but having no relationship to music itself. It is usually studied at the graduate level by inept performers and anal-retentive, sexually-repressed, multi-lingual, shutins. It is an equivalent discipline to Art History, except for the fact that you will never see a musicology show on PBS, nor will you ever see a musicologist interviewed on television. Musicology is the study of boring, obscure facts tangentially related to the lives and works of (mostly unknown) composers in the Western European high-cultural tradition.
1. Music is to musicology as science is to Scientology.

2. Musicology Ph.D. student: "Did you know that Joseph Matthias Kracher was on friendly terms with Michael Haydn?"
Intelligent Human: "Big fucking deal! Who cares?"
Musicology Ph.D. student: "Well, Kracher wrote two settings of the 'Te Deum.' What have you done to contribute to the advancement of Western Civilization?"
Intelligent Human (grabbing student's throat and choking him to death): "This!"
Musicology Ph.D. student: "Gakkkkqq!!!"
by Mr. T. ( I pity the fool) October 13, 2005
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music snob

An asshole that slags every other genre than the genre or genres he/she listens to. Completely the most immature, ignorant sob's this world has to offer.
Everyone who has ever said that a professional band sucks.
This goes double for you emo- and pop-bashers. That's just stupid.
by John November 25, 2003
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Music Nerd

A person or a friend who is heavily in to music They listen to music all the time and you can't always talk to them because they are in their own little world.

Some play an instrument like the piano or trumpet. After they play one song they know it by heart. They are often kind people when you talk to them, but you mess up a song and they will go ballistic. They wear over sized glasses or just plain glasses and are always out of style.
Girl: "Did you see him?! He played so well."
Guy: "Yeah I saw him and he's a music nerd, I mean look at those glasses."
Girl: " I guess he is nerdy with those glasses on."
by musicwomen May 17, 2010
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Pop'n Music

Another game in Konami's Bemani series. Rather than actually simulate a real instrument, the controller is a total of 9 round bubble-shaped buttons. Capable of inflicting damage upon the player as they play the game, but probably the best game in the series. Extremely popular in Japan, but almost completely nonexistent in North America.
"Nobody in the United States has a Pop'n Music machine."
by crono June 28, 2003
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crack music

Hip hop so ill, that people fiend for it like crack, hence the name "Crack Music"
"You heard Kanye's new shit? Thats some crack music right there"
by DirtyProof September 23, 2005
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Music

With out music I think most peopel would die. Music is the one thign where kids today can go and get away form the world today
by bleedintodark August 8, 2003
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