Mother Function

A word used to describe outstanding functions.

Mr. Hanes, how do you derive a Mother Function?

by MAKIN' IT RAIN October 10, 2014

mother of invention

an invention that changed the world forever

the steam engine changed the world forever a real mother of invention.

by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014

Mother Freaken

A polite way to say mother fucker

You stoled my candy you mother freaken thife.

by mallwest16 November 6, 2014

mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way

mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!

by Worde May 2, 2015

Mother fucking gits

An extreme anger over idiots.

"I'm tired of all of these mother fucking gits."

by Mother fucking gits June 13, 2015

mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

by RememberYourOpinionIsValid October 23, 2015

Mother Fuctress

Female version of a mother fucker

"Damn, that bitch is a real mother fuctress!"

by VanDyke Brown August 24, 2016