Miles

One word... Glasses. Is he a nerd? Sure, but we love him for all of his curves (although he's skinny ;)). He says he has a six-inch, but how should I know? Hes Mormon by the way.
Actual quote from miles: "When it's soft it goes left, when it's hard it goes right".
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Miles Alzert

Miles alzert is blond intresting person with adhd.
Look its Miles Alzert of there
by Miles_pogboy October 15, 2023
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miles

a super hot attractive brown hair, dark brown eyes kinda guy. he will crush you heart when you first meet him, and then you fall in love. he will confess his love for you and then you will confess too. he will then talk to your for a month straight and continue to act like he’ll ask you out, but then never do it. and then say he ‘lost feelings’. if you have a miles in your life then just continue to be good friends and keep your feelings to yourself.
have you seen miles today he is looking cute.

oh wow, miles just lost feelings for me.

person one- miles is looking at your butt.

person two- oh lawd.

person one- didn’t he just say he lost feelings for you?
person two- yes.
by anonymous April 30, 2022
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Miles

A large boy that gorges on canteen food and is bad at fortnite.

Also the measurement of distance used mainly in the United States.
Guy 1: Where's MIles?
Guy 2: Probably at the canteen.
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Miles

Miles is normally referred to a person who's dick is in millimeters
That guy is a miles, you cannot detect his boner
by Spec Belmont February 26, 2022
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Miles

A miles is a motherfucker with no bitches and an overall retard

also he is gay as FUCK
Miles: HEY YOU! MIND IF I RAPE YOU?
by MrAnimatic June 9, 2022
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mile high tug

The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)
Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?
by Beauties September 5, 2016
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