A very talented actor. Is often in Quentin Tarantino's movies. Most memorable role was Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs, where he tortured a cop.
by WeezerFan February 5, 2006
Get the michael madsenmug. A "blogger" residing in Mays Landing, NJ, who spends his time hiding behind a computer screen judging innocent people. Most of the victims of his slander are deceased people, dead from accidents.
He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,
"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"
The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,
"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"
The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
"How can I even begin to describe how much I want Michael Crook dead?"
or
"Michael Crook is such a stupid dick."
or
"Michael Crook is such a stupid dick."
by Ladedaaa24 June 29, 2009
Get the Michael Crookmug. the trainer from the biggest loser and one of the toughest scariest people in the known universe.....
by whatever 45 March 26, 2010
Get the jillian michaelsmug. Fnaf guy you play as in most games. He is tall and skinny, but not too skinny, more fit actually. His dad is a messed up pee paw Willy. And he killed his brother in 1983. But, he’s actually hot.
Person 1: OMG MICHAEL AFTON IS HOT
Person 2: I know right?!? He became a rotting corpse but who cares?!?!?
Person 2: I know right?!? He became a rotting corpse but who cares?!?!?
by anonymous February 26, 2022
Get the Michael Aftonmug. St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in Heaven against Satan and his followers.
by Erick August 27, 2005
Get the St. Michaelmug. jillian michaels came to fame as america's toughest trainer on the hugely popular weight loss show, the biggest loser. she rose up from her humble beginning as an unhealthy kid.
she has now launched best selling books (such as mastering your metabolism), iphone apps, podcasts (from her radio show) and a new tv show, losing it with jillian.
she's 5'2".
she has now launched best selling books (such as mastering your metabolism), iphone apps, podcasts (from her radio show) and a new tv show, losing it with jillian.
she's 5'2".
by procrastination! June 14, 2010
Get the Jillian Michaelsmug. The US version's main character on the TV show 'The Office'. He is the boss of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton, Pennslyvania. A complete idiot who digs himself deeper into holes. Michael means well (most of the time) but comes off as a narcisisstic jerk, especially to his employees. Believes he is a pro basketball player as well as comedian, which in a sense is, unintentionally. The following words would describe Michael Scott: racist, idiot, hilarious, lazy, anti-feminist and lastly, what an employee dreams of as the worst possible boss.
Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North" and those are some of the principles that I live with today.
by Milkwasabadchoice August 16, 2006
Get the michael scottmug.