Someone who is unattractively short.
"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."
by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020
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Extremely small midget. Smaller than the average midget
Person 1: You're so small

Person 2: At least I'm not as small as a mega midget
by Kiro Syndrome July 31, 2021
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Person 1: Dude you're really short

Person2: Yeah, well you're a mega midget
by Kiro Syndrome July 30, 2021
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To have make love in the spooning position
Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.
by Pookiebear May 17, 2005
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A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.
My Mega Shlong is an old lady
by ..............l.l.ll.l April 25, 2022
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A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:

But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 15, 2023
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