Mega petty

A petty person is someone that makes things or events or actions blown out of proportion ,normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset

Isaac: Emerson is a simp for still having feelings for his ex
The boys: meanwhile this dumb nigga still talks about where he fucked his ex and he drives by her house all the time and he acts like a little kid with his wack ass hair cut, now that’s mega petty

by Nxfkzkgi October 3, 2020

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binley mega chippy

the best fish & chips shop to ever be created

“man i want some GOOD fish and chips, let go get some binley mega chippy!”

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mega hump

Getting very upset over nothing
Feeling extremely upset over something someone said to you.

Jack called her weird and now she wont talk to him cause she has the mega hump.

by Eli. December 15, 2008

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Mega Willy

the outcome when 3 very good male friends decide they need to take their relationship to another level. Taking place usually in a third party bedroom (e.g. Four star hotel or higher) the 3 musketeers will all slowly remove their clothes, take a deep breath then proceed to plat their members into the now famous 'mega willy' as the penises entwin the 3 friends can reflect on what a marvellous time they have had up to know and think of the excitement still to come.

Ah it was amazing, we did mega willy last night we're even closer now

by Dr. Platcock MD November 23, 2016

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