Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.
Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021
Hym "How is it not just Megan Fox with a dick though? I mean, we all know I'd prefer Christina Ricci but... You know, the choice is obvious... Well... No. No, actually we're still going Megan Fox just to spite my cousin for being a bitch."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2023
by Cookiecat4356 November 21, 2021
megans are the best people, sweet and generous and they’ve probably been through a lot. we need a whole month for them! it’s october ladies and gentlemen, time to show your love and appreciation to all megans :)
megan: why is everyone being so nice to this month
me: it’s megan appreciation month, you deserve it <3
me: it’s megan appreciation month, you deserve it <3
by professionalsimp December 05, 2020
A scene from the movie, "Transformers (2007)" showing Megan Fox repair a car, that Shia LaBeouf was driving after it breaks down. Millions of people on the internet are known for masturbating to this, talking about hot Megan is and calling those who weren't turned on by it gay.
Person 1: Have you seen the Megan Fox Transformer scene?? It was so hot I cummed while watching it
Person 2: Megan isn't even that hot
Person 1: Are you gay??
Person 2: Megan isn't even that hot
Person 1: Are you gay??
by Pu$$y_god April 01, 2024
When a girl loses a condom in her vagina after sex and doesn't find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.
"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"
by Sillysemensluts January 15, 2017