A state in the Northeast with perhaps the most history in the country (i.e. the American Revolution, the Salem Witch Trials, the Pilgrims) that may have a bad wrap with the rest of the country; we are often referred to as Mass-Holes for our bad driving. It must just be something in the Water.
You know from you're from this state if you pronounce any 'er' word with an 'ah' (i.e. Chowdah, Lobstah); if you can pronounce the toun names Billerica, Worcester, Woburn and Haverhill correctly; you love the Red Sox; You Hate the Yankees with a burning passion; you say things like 'wickhed awesome' a lot; and you think Boston is the best City of the world and should still be the 'Hub' of the World.
You know from you're from this state if you pronounce any 'er' word with an 'ah' (i.e. Chowdah, Lobstah); if you can pronounce the toun names Billerica, Worcester, Woburn and Haverhill correctly; you love the Red Sox; You Hate the Yankees with a burning passion; you say things like 'wickhed awesome' a lot; and you think Boston is the best City of the world and should still be the 'Hub' of the World.
by Proud to be a Mass-Hole June 9, 2009
Get the Massachusetts mug.A dude who says shit like they are reading to the friggin' Queen. A guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.
Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"
Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.
Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"
Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.
Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Student one: "Whoa man! Check out the rack on that chick! Titty-fuck that bitch!"
Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"
Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"
Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
by Jack and Jasmin September 14, 2007
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person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
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girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
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