The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 3, 2025

I do what I want, I'm punk rock

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"

Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass

The definition of awesomeness.

Jenny: Chuck, you're totally overracting, I'm really fine.
European ambasador kid: Dude, the lady said she's fine.
Chuck: 'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass. Even the europeans must know what that means.

by Chuck Bass fan February 5, 2010

Fuck it dude, I’m sayin’ it

Declaration of the total disregard of any and all consequence(s) for the events to follow succeeding this phrase

Larry: “Medicare for All, are you kidding me? You want government controlled medicine?”

Hasan: (chuckling) “Hell yeah”

Larry: “You’re insane”

Hasan: “Fuck it dude, I’m sayin’ it... America deserves free healthcare!”

by Zypherzemus December 3, 2020

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.

1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."

by pinkparasite87 August 17, 2011

Taco Del M'arse

Diarrhea, gas, butt sauce, butt rust, "bad butt," or any other form of lower-intestinal turbulance caused by eating at Taco Del Mar restaurant.

Dude #1: Yo', man, what's that smell?! Did something just DIE?!
Dude #2: Sorry, bro'. I ate a bean burrito for lunch, and it gave me Taco Del M'arse.

by Snoop Bobb January 12, 2010