God-lover

Someone who loves god un-naturally more than they should. Often times this person will imagine a more than intimate relationship between them, god, and/or one of his disciples. It usually makes others uncomfortable.

My aunt is a god-lover who’s house is filled with thousands of religious trinkets.

He’s claims he communicates with God, but I think he’s just a crazy God-lover.

There’s a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.

by I_caveman August 23, 2019

ambien butt lover

Ambien butt lover describes the amnestic response of one consuming ambien prior to anal sexual intercourse for the first time without cognitive knowledge.

My girl took ambien and became my ambien butt lover. She didn't remember it.

by Ambienbuttlover September 17, 2017

lovers kit

A small package or container of sex toys, lubricant, and condoms. Lover kits are usually sold in hotels and motels for couples.

"Hey I just bought a lovers kit, you know what that means babe?"

by Anonymousdictonary April 6, 2017

Phoney Art Lover

A person that visits an art gallery and takes a photo of the art on their phone to view the artwork at a more convenient time.

"That twat has just taken a phot of that artwork even though they're standing right next to it, fucking Phoney Art Lover!"

by mizogArt June 25, 2017

fam lover

Fashion and makeup lover

"I'm such a fam lover!"
"What?"

"Fashion and makeup lover!"

by Bbybbg July 1, 2017

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018