Pay-To-Loser

A game player who dominates others, but only because they paid for an advantage. When the playing field is equalized, they quickly prove to be dogshit. In some cases, an enemy player can be so good with base equipment, it makes the Pay To Loser ragequit because his advantage is meaningless. Typically, these guys are whales, and crush lobbies with their $200 weapons and gamepasses.

John: God damn, this motherfucker is kicking my ass! How did he even afford that weapon?
Mike: He's a Pay-To-Loser. Just server hop, bro. It isn't worth it.

by JuuzouWorshipingAlien January 25, 2024

bloggest loser

1. To consistantly write a blog that prople neither reads nor cares about.
2. To write a blog documenting your weight loss experience. (see above definition)
3. A person who thinks they are or will be cool or famous for being a blogger.

Dude, do you really think people read that stuff?" "Is your pen-name "bloggest loser"?"

by 420San November 23, 2010

Sore Loser

Vassily, meaning loser of the sore in Gaelic. The sore meaning a cold sore on the mouth and loser meaning one that loses. Together it creates Vassily.

You’re such a sore loser, it’s just a game

by DAVIDLMAO44 November 27, 2020

loser clout

similar to clout, it's the skill set and/or experience shown to prove that you, in fact, are a complete fucking loser. primary example is video gaming.

Ted: yo dude congrats on hitting 2k hours in gmod! that's some serious loser clout if i've ever seen it

by brokemachinebroke May 10, 2019

Loser Maxxing

Loser maxing is the act of playing loser games all day such as valorant,minecraft,roblox and watch vtubers/buy anime figurines on your off time in order to accept that your a loser. this is as copeing mechanism after getting broken up with or suffering from something.

DId you hear that daves loser maxxing because he lost his money gambling?

by hero2.0 July 26, 2024

loser boob

An insult used when you can't think of any other. Also see; penis face

That dude is such a loser boob!

by LishiFishy January 8, 2017

Loser

Someone who writes definitions for names on urban dictionary

1: "Did you see the definition for insert name here?"
2: "Yeah whoever wrote that is a loser"

by Blunkay June 14, 2024