Lisa

Lisa is a woman who is extremely pungent, her smell leaks and reeks around the school yard and makes the girls all scream "oh Lala, is that Lisa or the garbage truck?" She is smart, awkward and fluent in three languages, (American, British and ASL.) Many people at school in her presence HAVE TO WATCH OUT, because of her wildly unhinged and erratic hand! (There has been many known knockouts.) Many say that she also excels in food tech, because she always smells of onions and eggs, because of how hard she works. In the end Lisa IS A GODDESS, not only because of her blinding light, but because of her power to permanently damage your sinuses.

Jim: Did you see Lisa the other day?
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*

by sillybilly1107 April 25, 2022

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a therapiss session that is brought to you by lielala, also known as leila. Lielala is a very nice and funny person but can also be dirty soemtimes. THese therapiss sessions can be signed up for. Just go to: lielala.com/therapisssessions. You will have a great time, and will get your $500 per hours worth.

"Where should i go to have my therapiss session?"

"You should go to lielala at lielala.com/therapisssessions and get your money's worth with this therapiss session.

by APLIELALA May 3, 2022

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