get your lunch money taken

Another of way of saying "get owned". You can use this phrase when someone gets embarrassed or "owned" either physically or in conversation.

Graham: "what up playa"
Damian: "not much man, just got knocked down by some freshman"
Graham: "hahahah get your lunch money taken kid"
Damian: :( :( :(

by watupplaya September 10, 2010

I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012

sit down and go eat your lunch

What your mother says to you as she yells at someone

Trinity-bitch get off me and don't talk to me
Trinity-yo shaqusa go sit down and go eat your lunch

by Harktheharoldflising March 23, 2017

Super Butt Brunch Nut Lunch Immigrant Punch

See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.

You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.

by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004

Scuff lunch

Scuff is an abbreviation for “making your own” meaning u don’t have others to make your lunch for u

“I’ll scuff lunch tomorrow”

by Smallraisinboy June 26, 2021

portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.

Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.

by Flama741 February 19, 2018

toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018