Pube Licker

A shell of a divorced, drunken boomer that crawls around like a spider looking for taints to lick.

Larry: Pete is starting to run around the neighbor hood on all fours.
Bob: Oh no, I think he's becoming a pube licker.

by JJ377 August 11, 2020

Suit Licker

The bootlicker, but for billionaires and mainly Elon

“You see that guy over there he thinks Elon is wholesome and relatable, he’s a suit licker

by panda narwhal July 25, 2020

suit licker

A boot licker for corporations

"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"

"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."

by The dinglebop July 24, 2020

lipstick licker

A girly looking female that is primarily straight that recreationally tries to engage in sexually activities with other girly looking females or lesbians on the weekends

Lipstick Licker - Jenna Jamieson and Brianna Banks

by Lusciouslips March 26, 2014

Trashbuns Licker

Noun: to describe a person who is just the eptimoe of trash but does not deserve to be called 'garbage or trash'

"See Joey over there. Yeah he's a trashbuns licker. I don't know why you hangout with him."

by CloudySmegmaUnicornFireFarm June 12, 2023

bindle licker

A female who never has her own meth but manages to stay high by surrounding herself with people who do.

Robert said when his dope was gone, so was the bindle licker that he picked up at the bar.

by Heaterschick123 June 01, 2021

Bindle Licker

That guy/girl that comes around and licks the bindle(paper fold your cocaine came in) even though they can see it's already empty!!!

I told you I don't have anything you damn bindle licker!!

by Chanamaree March 15, 2024