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Twink Jesus

Person 1:"Hey do you know twink Jesus?"
Person 2: "Hell yea! I love Troye Sivan
by Troyesleftnutt June 17, 2018
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Plastic Jesus

A term used to describe someone puts on the facade of being holy when, in fact, they are not.
Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.
by Ngstfld June 30, 2018
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rave jesus

An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.
Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.
by jghfcjvkhjkk January 27, 2019
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Tombstone Jesus

Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
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Prettier Jesus

Refering to pop star Lorde, who is infact, a Prettier Jesus, as she states in her song "Solar Power".
Yo, who sang that song Royals in like 2013?

The Prettier Jesus did!
by ellasellaphant July 1, 2022
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Jesus Rifle

Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon
U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!
by tekphreak January 21, 2010
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jesus brb

freaking awesome.
the act of jesus leaving and coming back
thats what he said.
yo homies, dis is your snoop dawg jesus brb.
by ayevayday December 3, 2009
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