Jakeing out

The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.

Fuck that guy, he's Jakeing out!

by Krispee Kranberry Sauce July 14, 2009

Jake Paul

An idiot who is married to a snake, Erika Costell, and makes shitty content just for views and subs. He failed to beat his older brother, Logan Paul (a true clickbait-free vlogger) in reaching 10 million subscribers on YouTube. All of his vlog ideas are exactly the same as Logan's. Notorious for music video / diss track It's Everyday Bro, Jake Paul will continue to be the only YouTube channel with 10 million 8-year-old subscribers.

"Did you see Jake Paul's new video?"
"No, why would I? It's just gonna be click bait"
"Yeah, it was click bait"

by danmoogy August 31, 2017

Jaking off

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Jake Matis

A bald kid that jacks off and eats his own cum also see cum dumpster. this is allso called Matising it.he is also someone into really really really really big girls.

that guy just fucked that really really really fat chick then eat his own cum. he is totaly "Jake Matis" ing it

by staticx333 June 20, 2010

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is an actual flop who tries to ruin other people lives in order to succeed, concequntly, he ends up ruining his own life and looking like an actual dick head.

Jake Paul only cares about the money and the fame.

by jxp August 18, 2017

Jake paul

A person that just wants attention from his watchers. He is cancer to YouTube. He dissed his brother that can actually rap/sing for some stupid reason. That stupid reason is for attention

Jake Paul is gay.

by SilentMajesty November 6, 2018

Jake Paul

A piece of shit youtuber, who keeps showing off all the money, cars, and he has hide the fact that he's got no talent. Similar to ricegum (another shitty youtuber), He keep making diss track on other artist, despite other artist are trying to help his content to get better. and his single hits "It's Everyday bro", that song makes me want to shoot myself. It should be titled "The Song that Never Ends" because it does sound like the song that never fucking ends. go watch iDubbbzTV or Markiplier instead.

Me: What is your favorite youtuber? iDubbbzTV or Jake Paul
Dumbass: Jake Paul
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in youtube, asshole.

by The-dirtydancingdude May 31, 2018