Jake Eaves

A fat asshole of a bloke.
Someone who is petty and has no ambitions in life.
A dole bludging cheat.
A no lifer with no hope at all

Check out that fat dude. He is is a Jake Eaves for sure.

by wildseaeagle June 21, 2013

Jake Paul

An idiot who is married to a snake, Erika Costell, and makes shitty content just for views and subs. He failed to beat his older brother, Logan Paul (a true clickbait-free vlogger) in reaching 10 million subscribers on YouTube. All of his vlog ideas are exactly the same as Logan's. Notorious for music video / diss track It's Everyday Bro, Jake Paul will continue to be the only YouTube channel with 10 million 8-year-old subscribers.

"Did you see Jake Paul's new video?"
"No, why would I? It's just gonna be click bait"
"Yeah, it was click bait"

by danmoogy August 31, 2017

Jaking off

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Jake Matis

A bald kid that jacks off and eats his own cum also see cum dumpster. this is allso called Matising it.he is also someone into really really really really big girls.

that guy just fucked that really really really fat chick then eat his own cum. he is totaly "Jake Matis" ing it

by staticx333 June 20, 2010

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is an actual flop who tries to ruin other people lives in order to succeed, concequntly, he ends up ruining his own life and looking like an actual dick head.

Jake Paul only cares about the money and the fame.

by jxp August 18, 2017

pull a jake

to fart while a girl is giving you head

dude when that chick comes over im going to pull a jake on her

by funkypeanut November 29, 2010

Jake Paul

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding .

Pretty much the same thing. Pure cancer.

Son: Oh god, I am a Jake Pauler! *starts to dab on dem haters.
Me: Welp. I failed. *cocks gun

by BLAZENTHECHRISTMASPOO December 27, 2017