Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020
Get the Jademug. The name Angel says everything. She will make you smile whenever u see her and makes your day whenever you are sad. She is so extremely sweet and helps people when they are in need especially when they are going through really tough times.
So what if she doesn't think she's perfect? She is, she just doesn't realize it.Angel has her flaws. She went through a lot and it’s sometimes hard to break her walls. Although Angel has been through a lot she is a miracle sent from god who will without fail make you smile.
So what if she doesn't think she's perfect? She is, she just doesn't realize it.Angel has her flaws. She went through a lot and it’s sometimes hard to break her walls. Although Angel has been through a lot she is a miracle sent from god who will without fail make you smile.
by _Gravioli_ October 18, 2018
Get the Angelica Jade Kreamermug. Jade is the best person that exists
by Kunis October 10, 2021
Get the Jademug. When an IT item is 'bad' or turned green aka tampered with. Typically when an automated server is messed with by a human making it turns jade. Also known as drift.
this is a smaller part of the ranking system of automated infrastructure.
Gold=good, bronze=degraded, green=jade
this is a smaller part of the ranking system of automated infrastructure.
Gold=good, bronze=degraded, green=jade
by lxlemonsxl March 24, 2021
Get the Jademug. by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
Get the Jade Stalkmug. by idctbh July 18, 2019
Get the Jade rightsmug. “Have you listened to Baeomi Jade before?”
“Alexa play “Forever Feeling” by Baeomi Jade”
My favorite song is “Sunsets @8” by Baeomi Jade
“Alexa play “Forever Feeling” by Baeomi Jade”
My favorite song is “Sunsets @8” by Baeomi Jade
by Baeomi Jade June 16, 2021
Get the Baeomi Jademug.