Blopy J's

A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.

Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!

by HJBJADMF March 14, 2016

Kayla J

the most hottest and funny girl you’ll ever meet ! Also her music if fire af so hit her up and she cool so she’s worth your time man

*girl walks in slaying everyone looking like a god*

Becky : omg that’s a total Kayla J

Joe: totally

by your freaking daddy May 31, 2018

speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018

Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018

Aimee J

The most amazing girl you will ever meet her smile can cure depression and she has helped so many people than she’s realises she can be nice and caring and compassionate but if you piss her off enough she’ll probably kill you. She loves her dog Stella and cats. She says meow a lot that’s why her nickname is kitten. She loves slipknot. She denies she doesn’t like the dead weather but deep down she does along with Ed sheeran and Shawn mendes. She is loved by many also hated by many too.

Simply put.

She’s perfect and she deserves to be happy.

Aimee J is amazing that’s it end of.

by Random737728 February 23, 2019

j bot

A juul
Frequently used by students at Madison High School in order to not get caught by teachers.

We rippin your J Bot in C-hall during lunch today?

by Rich Smalls August 23, 2019

Gay-J

Aj is a fat white dude from Longview that sucks dick and is poor as dirt. He likes Gunther from Kick Buttowski. He's been ripped on his whole life. He cries alot. He smokes cigarettes and wears the same clothes every week. He's been expelled out of two high schools after he left his first one so he never got his GED. He dances, tweaks, in the passenger seat when he likes a song that's playing and his favorite song is Sunflower. He's addicted to crystal-meth and everybody treats him like a brick.

Guy - "Gay-j! What's up brick?"

Gay-j- "What's up big homie?"

Guy- "Bit$$!"

by umbreonxxx August 23, 2019